Got People Problems? The Rum's Shining

Bug hunts just got personal.

This isn’t just rum, it’s red, it’s wrong, and it’s ready to solve people problems with a grin. A parody tee brewed for fans of surreal horror, cult logic, and mascots that shouldn’t talk.

T-Shirt Features

• Classic crew neck, regular fit (unisex)
• Soft ringspun cotton with a smooth single‑jersey finish
• Lightweight 130gsm fabric  breathable yet durable
• Narrow rib knit collar for a clean look
• Reinforced with taped neck & shoulders for extra strength
• Double‑stitched sleeves & hem for long‑lasting wear
• Tear‑out neck label for comfort
• Available in sizes S–3XL (European fit)
• Ethically produced and certified (AMFORI BSCI, WRAP, OEKOTEX 100, SEDEX)